yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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