I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize