S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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