sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
