Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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