This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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