ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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