wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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