its not stalking. its research.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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