Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
this hospital has no fireball
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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