Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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