i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
that's an acceptable place to lick
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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