In the future we'll all be gay
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Randomize
