We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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