awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
