ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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