Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I don't deserve a penis
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
i out mim tonsoeep
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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