took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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