Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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