wat bout pragnant strippers??
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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