Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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