the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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