It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Randomize
