And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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