in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
