textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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