i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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