gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
