I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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