Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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