It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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