The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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