seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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