I think im going to throw up on grandma
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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