dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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