He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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