her vagine was all disorganized.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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