# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
