i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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