i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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