I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize