I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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