at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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