This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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