She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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