How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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