Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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