she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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