She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He uses pillows to masturbate.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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