hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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