just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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