I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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