i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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