Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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