i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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