Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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