can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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