But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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